Rather be up in the club shaking for a dub, get triple times the money and spendin it like they wanna.

First of all, HELLO WORLD! I'M BACK! I apologize for the long absence from the blogosphere. Thanks to having a busy summer and still being able to keep in touch with pretty much everyone I haven't found it necessary to be blogging haha. As RJ points out, most of us blog more when we either have too much time to think or are not necessarily in the best moods, so my blog hiatus could be attributed to having a pretty good life over the past few months =).

ANYWAY...

So far this quarter has been pretty easy. Most of my classes have not really begun rolling yet and thus I have not really needed to study. I have A+'s in all my classes after 6 quizzes and multiple homework assignments. Thus, the past few weekends have been filled with more fun and homework assignments and less studying.

This Sunday, a day usually consumed by football, both fantasy and televised, was different. I woke up surprisingly early, after sleeping unnecessarily late, and I was PRODUCTIVE! I studied math by doing 140 problems and did two Bio problem sets in about 4 to 5 hours. After I finished my second problem set I started thinking about this short paper I had to write for my Mushroom, Mold and Society class. The point of the paper was to design and test our own experiment in order for us to become familiar with the scientific method. Yes, it's lame, and yes, it is completely irrelevant to the study of mushrooms, mold and society. Therefore, I decided that I would recycle one of the papers I had written in my nutrition class regarding the effects of energy drinks on the human body.

As you may know, I am not one of those people who enjoys writing papers. Usually my paper writing process begins in the wee hours of the morning that the paper is due and doesn't end until 5 minutes before I am ready to turn it in. So naturally my mind wandered as I began to recycle/edit this paper. I started out by thinking about how productive I had already been (high levels of productivity are rare occurrences unless the work has a deadline coming up in the next few hours). I wondered what were the events in my surroundings that caused this high level of productivity:

Was it the fact that I was out until 4am last night? No.

Was it that my room is a complete mess? No.

Was any of the work due today? No.

In the next few hours? No.

Was any of it even due at all? No silly, you did it to study....

OH! WTF?!?!

So after asking myself these and many other questions (and playing a few games of bejeweled) I had an epiphany: I WAS PRODUCTIVE BECAUSE I WAS SITTING AROUND IN MY BOXERS ALL MORNING! THAT'S WHY STRIPPERS AND HOES MAKE SO MUCH MONEY! THEY RARELY HAVE CLOTHES ON! (hence the title of this post)

This epiphany actually led to another rare occurrence. I DECIDED TO DO MORE WORK! Yes folks, me, Meher "Lazy Ass" Kohli, decided to do more work. I chose to NOT recycle that old paper and write a new one on the study of the effects of less clothing on productivity. Yeah bitches, that is now the topic of my paper. I am currently in the process of coming up with tests and controls in order for me to test this hypothesis...

So here's to sitting around half-naked for 6 hours...and being productive because of it.

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In regards to my inability to write for an extended period of time, I have yet to write the actual body of my paper lol. I have had an introduction since 3pm and have proceeded to distract myself thoroughly for about 4 and a half hours. This blog post is also a testament to my willingness to distract myself from writing because this blog post has also been in the works since 3pm this afternoon. HOW WIN AM I!

Now I am off to getting ready for our first IM football game. I am super pumped. Our team looks pretty good and we've already practiced 3 times this week. WE ARE GONNA DOMINATE!

I promise to write my paper when I come back...maybe...

Until the next time I have a paper to write and I choose to distract myself, PEESH

Meher